Quotes to ponder:

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from
artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real
lemons. ---Alfred E. Newman

Adam and Eve had the ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear
about all the men she could have married, and she didn't
have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he
is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
--- Sir Francis Bacon

"I asked this one girl out and she said, 'You got a
friend?' I said yes, she said, 'Then go out with him'"
--Dom Irrera