A small selection of what came through emails at work today:
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
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I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18".
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On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes.
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And last but not least...
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
1 comment:
Re: the checkout time joke
but not if you're from an asian family! for them, checkout time is never!
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